Andrya.
19
taken. 2.5 years

tattoos and a switchblade attitude snakebite heart with a bubblegum smile.

get to know me or get bent.
221cbakerstreet:

everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses

221cbakerstreet:

everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses

(via ihatejosh)

nicolascagewearingcrocs:

samwinchestershipsdestiel:

colormecrimson:

twitturds:

Did I Already Reblog That? the musical

Featuring the hit song, “Probably, But I Don’t Care.”

And the big group number, I’ve Reblogged This Seven Times Today With Slight Variations.

My personal favorite is Why was it even on my dash? 

(via pickpocketsanonymous)

eponinevonschweetz:

s8xyvriska:

banasmagiccastle:

confusionandsimplicity:

twisteddoll:

lovelyblasphemy:

Victorian Maiden JSK!

Need all.

yes please

that second row of dresses just

goddamn

and the last row middle red dress goD I WANT IT

8ighth one. 

(via pickpocketsanonymous)

rad-socks:

jewlesthemagnificent:

misternicegaius:

vorpal-claws:

90percentunrelated:

phone and internet at the same time was a legit problem, how many of you even remember that?

I had every single one of these problems

THE LAST TWO THO

The skipping discman on the bus was the bane of my existence in middle and high school. Well, that and being flatchested and wildly unpopular.

all of these except the cell phone thing…I didn’t get one til high school lol

(Source: somethinglikelydia)

rad-socks:

the fuck?!

(Source: idgafimawesome)

pastashovel:

Cobra Starship - “Hollaback Boy” 

UH HUH HOLY SHIT IT’S ABOUT TIME YOU GET OFF MY DICK

(Source: sallyandjackforever, via ihatejosh)

muffindraw:

Thorin was an elf. How interesting.

(via pickpocketsanonymous)

mre407:

I feel like this snake just told a bad joke and is waiting for a laugh..

mre407:

I feel like this snake just told a bad joke and is waiting for a laugh..

(Source: earth-song, via pickpocketsanonymous)

deleteyourlife:

i’m high and i can’t stop laughing holy shit

deleteyourlife:

i’m high and i can’t stop laughing holy shit

(via ihatejosh)

manicpixiedeathbitch:

  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy childhood
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the horcruxes and just die already jfc

(via socially-awkward-capitol-girl)

Captain Hook + coat

(via crazyjimbassist)

(Source: time--heals--nothing, via rawritsnoel)

thebravedontsurrender:

afadedbouquet:

brunomarsislife:

THE MOST ACCURATE GIFSET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

Jenna Marbles describes the female tumblr world with complete accuracy.

should i be embarrassed to reblog this because im fuCKING NOT

(Source: winglessly, via greymyst)

galaxypaws:

take-a-break-and-laugh:

has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living

omg

galaxypaws:

take-a-break-and-laugh:

has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living

omg

(Source: 0925home)

(Source: tr0hmaniaa, via hashtag--swagfag)

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