stevenfresco: stevenfresco: it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
anglosexual: misandryinhaiku: “women are weaklings!” i’m strong enough to carry your corpse to the woods this haiku is my favorite haiku
butasparrow: touchmypopsicle: it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked the second one was kind of unexpected but no one is disagreeing
h3rmitsunited: belbet: kimjongthrilla: logicadinfinitum: so ijust realised something plastic donasours, right plastic is made of oil which comed from DINOSAIRS plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs i… science has definitely come too far how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times
welcometothesoundofprettyodd: AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING I’LL YOUR BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA
pumpernicklefagbag: ragehappystolemysleep: harrystylesnickgrimshaw: when I’m a parent, I’m going to give my child the day of the full moon off from school every month and see how long it takes the administration to notice reason 325 why tumblr users should never be parents reason 325 why tumblr users should definitely be parents
noahhawk: moreboringthanwheelofmonotony: sydthelemur: Everytime a Tumblr user says, “I can’t,” we should give them a juice box. #so i was watching foster’s and bloo kept saying i can’t and falling everywhere #then they gave him a juice box and he calmed down #bloo is tumblr users who have too many feels #tumblr Guys, I think we found our mascot.
haydenrodgers: tw3rkingpizza: I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.
pyreclaws: prettyinpinkprep: If you ever think I’m a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl’s car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn’t like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory...
thug life: i didnt choose any of you.
musermatt: superkim111: no-the-fandoms-protested: musermatt: iamthepizzaslut: YA’LL WANNA SEE WHAT A “REAL FAN” LOOKS LIKE CUZ THERE’S ONE STANDING IN THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO DEFINE WHAT A “REAL FAN” IS WHAT MAKES ONE FAN MORE “REAL” THAN ANOTHER MINE KEEPS ME QUITE COOL IN THE SUMMER MONTHS Ship them He keeps her cool. She blows him away. Their...
silverhex: i’d actually go running if there wasnt anybody around to see me stop after 43 seconds
mu5icliz: ibegto-dreamanddiffer: rose-9-10: alogically: cutting-cutting-cutting: avenue: do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts yeah but i’m scared of getting murdered this is so accurate I’m scared of becoming the person at the...
I'll answer 100% honestly.
Have you ever:
2) Gotten into a real fight?
3) Been too depressed to move out of your bed?
4) Tried to commit suicide?
5) Had to lie to everyone about how you felt?
6) Watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting?
7) Talked yourself out of serious trouble?
8) Accused someone of using you?
10) Gotten drunk/high?
11) Been to a concert where your favourite artist was playing?
12) Skipped doing homework to play a video game?
Right now, are you:
15) Avoiding someone?
16) Avoiding some task?
19) Annoyed with a friend?
20) Worried and confused about something important to you?
21) Get depressed easily?
22) Get jealous/envious easily?
23) Feel like listening to music can take your mind off things?
24) Worry about messing about your relationships a lot?
25) Try hard in all your classes at school?
26) Go out drinking?
27) Smoke cigarettes?
28) Smoke weed?
29) Do any hard drugs?
30) If you said yes to 28 but no to 29, why?
31) Believe in God/belong to a religion of your own free will?
32) Avoid people you care about because you feel you will only hurt them?
33) Agree that self-harm numbs emotional pain?
34) Believe people deserve second chances?
36) Think things will get better?
37) Feel afraid that you have done wrong and will eventually be punished?
38) Judge people who think differently to you?
Preference in boyfriend/girlfriend:
39) Long hair or short hair?
40) Nice smile or nice abs?
42) Shy or open?
43) Eyes or body?
44) Religious or non-religious?
45) Caring or non-restricting of you?
47) Piercings or no piercings?
48) Tattoos or no tattoos?
49) Quiet stay-at-home type or party type?
50) Has friends you get along with or has parents you get along with?
51) Drink alcohol until you were drunk?
52) Smoke weed?
53) Smoke cigarettes?
54) Get even with someone who betrayed you?
55) Forgive a boyfriend/girlfriend who deeply hurt you?
56) Attempt to kill yourself if everything fails you?
57) Keep your faith no matter what?
58) Join a band as a part-time activity?
59) Feel sorry for someone who is being affected negatively from alcohol/drug abuse?
60) Stand up for your beliefs if someone goes against them?
61) Go vegetarian for a month to see what it's like?
62) Fight someone who was harassing your friends/family?
63) Edit photos of yourself before posting them online?
64) Put up with friends who constantly hated against something you believed in/supported?
66) Not like someone simply because your friend didn't like them?
67) Lie to someone close to you because you don’t want them put up with your problems?
68) Starve yourself so you fit some certain clothes?
69) Get surgery on any part of you? If yes, then which part of you?
70) Sleep naked?
Anonymous asked: But I want to see you tonight. Not you yesterday or some day other than today. Dun be mean and not post a selfie.